What, you egg! [stabs him]
purpleweeble:

BEEZY 2012

purpleweeble:

BEEZY 2012

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

My mom and I can’t get along for long and I wonder if it’s bc I didn’t like bond to her as a child
As a kid I did not like my mom
I means she’s made plenty of abusive mistakes but I wonder how my autism contributed like is that why I didn’t bond? Do others feel this about parents

I look good as long as I make absolutely no expression

I look good as long as I make absolutely no expression

sylvia plath i mean sylvia trench 

goldfinder bc my index finger is cursed and smells like urine 

i haven’t seen old bond movies but i imagine how they would go with my knowledge of austin powers

"hello i’m miss moneypenny but please put at least a pound into my slotvagina" 

"i’m pussy galore which is a misnomer i have only a limited number of pussy"  

how the newest bond movie happened in my eyes

blah blah blah ooh komodo dragon 

he fights some guys

ooh he meets a hot lady

"you’ve been forced into prostitution when you were young right?" that apparently worked as a pick up line bc he then has sex with her

hot naked shower bodies

is this villain from a scary movie movie?

fails to save prostitute

fails to save his weird career mom

childhood home lost 

well at least he has a bulldog figurine 

jacobvanloon:

I’ve essentially moved on from this type of work, but it’s fun to hammer one out every once in a while.