this is what im on tumblr for
My mom and I can’t get along for long and I wonder if it’s bc I didn’t like bond to her as a child
As a kid I did not like my mom
I means she’s made plenty of abusive mistakes but I wonder how my autism contributed like is that why I didn’t bond? Do others feel this about parents
i haven’t seen old bond movies but i imagine how they would go with my knowledge of austin powers
"hello i’m miss moneypenny but please put at least a pound into my slotvagina"
"i’m pussy galore which is a misnomer i have only a limited number of pussy"
how the newest bond movie happened in my eyes
blah blah blah ooh komodo dragon
he fights some guys
ooh he meets a hot lady
"you’ve been forced into prostitution when you were young right?" that apparently worked as a pick up line bc he then has sex with her
hot naked shower bodies
is this villain from a scary movie movie?
fails to save prostitute
fails to save his weird career mom
childhood home lost
well at least he has a bulldog figurine
I’ve essentially moved on from this type of work, but it’s fun to hammer one out every once in a while.